ONCE there were three best friends name DICK,
JAMES, and HENRY,............
(James got a really bad accident and his face was
totally distroyed no one can recognize him.. police
officer thought to call James best friends Dick and
Henry.)
police officer: called Dick to see whether this is
James dead boby....
Dick: turn the dead body around see his ASS
and say...... NO THIS CAN"T BE JAMES
police officer: called Henry to see whether this is
James' dead body...
Henry: turn the dead body around see his ASS
and say...... NO THIS CAN"T BE JAMES.
(police officer get supprized that whats the matter
that both saw the dead body's ASS and say this
cant be james..)
so he ask DICK that y u saw the ASS of the dead
body and said it cant be James.
.
DICK reply.. coz whenever three of us go to
market people say ...
HERE COMES JAMES WITH TWO ASSHOLES
( but this dead body is with one....)
