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 RE-visiting Murphy's Law
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Posted on 10-19-11 12:15 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Folks,

Just to keep some sanity when life situations gets insane let's share Murphy's Law. I start with:

  • Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
  • Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
  • Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
  • When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. (I enjoyed this the most)
  • Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
  • There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
  • When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.
    When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.
  • Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
  • Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener.
  • Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it feels good until you realize your just [Disallowed String for - bad word]ing yourself.
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  • Let's share N care

 


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